🛒 Possum Farm Merch Store

Support the farm. Rep the possum. Look absolutely unhinged at the grocery store. All proceeds go directly to possum enrichment activities (mostly snacks).

🔥 FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $69 🔥

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Adopt-A-Possum Certificate

$45.00

Have you ever wanted a possum of your own but lack the 40 acres, the emotional fortitude, and the …

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Official Possum Facts Poster

$22.00

You know possum facts. Now make sure everyone who enters your home, office, or dentist waiting room …

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Papi's Signature Dad Hat

$34.00

Papi Possum wears this hat every day. He has worn this hat to feed the possums, to philosophical …

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Play Dead Hoodie

$58.00

We’ve all been there. The party is too loud. The group chat is too active. Your extended …

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Possum Farm Classic Tee

$28.00

The Original Possum Farm Classic Tee — the garment that will define your personality for years to …

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Possum Farm Enamel Pin Set

$16.00

Small objects. Big possum energy. The Possum Farm Enamel Pin Set features six hard enamel pins, each …

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The Bernadette Mug

$18.00

Meet Bernadette. She is 21 years old. She is the world’s oldest possum. She has seen things …

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"Every item in this store was personally blessed by me, Papi Possum, and also by my cousin Gerald who showed up one day and never left."

— Papi Possum, Founder & Chief Possum Officer