★ EST. 2003 ★ CERTIFIED ORGANIC ★ DEEPLY UNHINGED ★
Welcome to Possum Farm — where the grass is long, the nights are wild, and every possum is living its absolute best life. Founded by the legendary Papi Possum, we are the world's only certified organic, free-range, spiritually-awakened possum operation.
"If a possum plays dead and nobody is around to see it, did it really play dead? Yes. Yes it did. They do it all the time. It's a whole thing."
— Papi Possum, Philosopher & Farmer📰 From The Farm Blog
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✦ Why Possum Farm?
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100% Organic
Our possums eat only the finest dumpster-adjacent organic matter. No GMOs. No pesticides. Just vibes and fallen fruit.
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Free Range
Our possums roam freely across 40 acres of lush nocturnal paradise. They sleep 18 hours a day and we respect that.
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Spiritually Blessed
Every possum is blessed by Papi Possum himself using an ancient technique he learned from a YouTube video at 3am.